I am announcing today that I will seek the office of the presidency of the United States of America in 2020.
My platform is simple and straightforward:
If I am elected, on the morning of the day I am sworn in, the U.S. will officially declare war on the sovereign nation of Canada. And then that evening, the U.S. will officially surrender to the sovereign nation of Canada.
If you would like to support my campaign, just send money to my PayPal account: firstname.lastname@example.org
Yard signs and buttons will be available in August
Grant Peeples (folk singer, Uber driver, poet, land-clearer, artist and AirBnB host)