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ANNOUNCEMENT OF CAMPAIGN FOR OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY

4/8/2018

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I am announcing today that I will seek the office of the presidency of the United States of America in 2020.
My platform is simple and straightforward: 
If I am elected, on the morning of the day I am sworn in, the U.S. will officially declare war on the sovereign nation of Canada. And then that evening, the U.S. will officially surrender to the sovereign nation of Canada.
If you would like to support my campaign, just send money to my PayPal account:   grant@grantpeeples.com
Yard signs and buttons will be available in August
Thank You.
Grant Peeples    (folk singer, Uber driver, poet, land-clearer, artist and AirBnB host)
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15 Comments
Goody Haines
4/8/2018 08:30:41 am

I wanna yard sign!

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grantpeeples
4/8/2018 02:40:27 pm

yOU GOT ONE, BABY!!!

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John Jackson
4/8/2018 10:50:56 am

Best platform suggestion in decades. I'll take a yard sign as well.

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grantpeeples
4/8/2018 02:40:05 pm

VICTORY!!!!!

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John Schuessler
4/8/2018 01:02:45 pm

Can I be Minister of Defence?? I already have a fence around my back yard for my chickens and ducks, ( I "Free Bird" them) but I wanna get some goats. There's a drummer who lives down wind from me, I can probably talk him into raising hogs if I build him de fence. You can talk a drummer into anything....

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grantpeeples
4/8/2018 02:42:25 pm

THIS IS INTERESTING. YOU WANTING TO BE MINISTER OF DEFENSE, AND MY STARTING A WAR AND ALL. LET'S KEEP THE DRUMMER OUT OF IT. BECAUSE...WE CAN. ANY TIME YOU CAN MAKE THE GIG WITHOUT A DRUMMER, THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO PROCEED. WE ALL KNOW THIS.

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Jo Davis link
4/8/2018 05:15:30 pm

I definitely need a yard sign. I also think I would be a great fabulous fantastic Secretary of the Treasury. I can add 2 and 2 and actually come up with the right answer.

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grantpeeples
4/9/2018 05:35:57 am

its a about being able to convert American dollars into Canadian dollars.

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Bucky McMahon link
4/8/2018 06:19:47 pm

Sign me up.

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grantpeeples
4/9/2018 05:36:18 am

Minister of Art

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Ralph Tomlinson
4/10/2018 07:58:51 pm

Can we declare war against Iceland and surrender to them? They’re new prime minister is a pacifist environmentalist and SHE is a member of the Left Green Party.

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grantpeeples
4/11/2018 06:46:29 am

fuck. let's just declare war on BOTH of them. I sorta like the idea of losing on two fronts.

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Connie
4/11/2018 01:46:56 pm

Land Clearer!!!! WTF

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grantpeeples
4/11/2018 02:56:51 pm

connie: I do what I gotta do to keep the music going. If I was a good with a guitar as I am a machete....I would be famous by now.

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Ethan F link
1/13/2021 10:01:34 pm

Great reading your post

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