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Grant Peeples: Music

Sunshine State

(Grant Peeples)
Grant Peeples
They held a contest for the new State of Florida Song. I entered this....and lost. It was a CONSPIRACY!!!!
Sunshine State

In the middle of the winter when you need a vacation, come where the sun and sand are waiting, right down here at the bottom of the nation, I’m talking about Florida.


Yea, come on down to the Sunshine State. Bring your money, check out the place.
Chances are you’ll decide to stay Hell, everybody else does


Yea there’s a thousand new residents coming down everyday, they’re all moving in and buying up the place, filling in the swamps and making more space, cause man we’re starting to need it

We got snake farms and alligator wrestlers, more state executions than anywhere but Texas, plus shuffleboard and wet T-shirt concessions, man, ya gotta see it to believe it


Come on down to the Sunshine State. Bring your money, check out the place.
Chances are you’ll decide to stay Hell, everybody else does


We’re number one is lightning strikes, snake bites, alligator and shark attacks. With a million illegal alliens to sack the trash, clean toilets, wash dishes and cut the grass, I’m telling you: its heaven


We feature one golf course for every man, woman and child. When we cut down the trees you can see for miles. Don’t it seem like a place you could kick back a while? Dude! It just don’t get no better!




Come on down to the sunshine State. Bring your money, check out the place.
Chances are you’ll decide to stay Hell, everybody else does



There’s federally subsidized sugar plantations, bigger and richer than most European nations. They own the politicians and hire all the Haitians……..Its what you call a sweat deal


Everybody thought it was some kinda joke. When we said it ain’t over till your brother counts the votes, but eight years later they’re still blowing smoke, its what you call a State Steal



Come on down to the sunshine State. Bring your money check out the place.
Chances are you’ll decide to stay Hell, everybody else does


Our school system rates higher than Mississippi and Louisiana, and though we’re not quite up there with Arkansas and Alabama, 10 percent of our ‘chiren’ spend time in the slammer, and that’s gotta count for SOMEthing


You see we ain’t go not state income tax, but we just screw the tourists to make up for that, oh its a service-based economy that keeps us fat, well yea that and a lotta fried mullet!



Come on down to the sunshine State. Bring your money check out the place.
Chances are you’ll just stay Hell, everybody else does