Grant Peeples: Music
Watchdog For Jesus (click for lyrics)
(A Tall tale about an encounter with a right-wing pit bull that lives under a little country chapel.)
Not too long ago, out on a country road, I swerved to miss a hog and hit a ditch.
I finally backed her out, but when I looked around, I saw that both of my front tires were flat
Well I headed round the bend searching for a helping hand when I spied a little chapel on a hill
I walked up and gave a shout, that's when I heard a growl: I come face to face
With a pitbull named Bill
He's a watchdog for Jesus, he don't like it when no strangers come around
He's a anti-communist and a pro-life advocate, he's a straight shootin, God fearing hound.
He don't like the ERA or the social welfare state, pornography or demonic rock N roll.
He wants his bitch to stay at home, he don't like nothing gun control
He's a watchdog for Jesus.
Well I ran like a deer, got my ass outta there, and back to my truck without a bite
As I took off on the rims, I saw old Bill's toothy grin, I was lucky
to escape with my life
He was a Red Stating, tax breaking, Ronald Regan fan, had NASCAR Nation collar round his neck.
If you're a tree huggin fag, he'll sink his teeth into your
leg
Yea, he's a watchdog for Jesus.
He's a watchdog for Jesus, he don't like it when no strangers come around
He's a anti-communist and a pro-life advocate, he's a straight shootin, God fearing hound.
He don't like the ERA or the social welfare state, pornography or demonic rock N roll.
He likes his bitch to stay at home, he don't want no gun control
He's a watchdog for Jesus.